Brit Bashing

Give me 5 minutes alone with this woman's publicist.
5 FUCKING MINUTES!!!

P.S.
She only WISHED she looked like that right now!
Gag!

Clutter

Hello. My name is YGF. And I am a messy person.

Yes it's true.

I would rather cook than clean up.
I would rather watch TV than clean up.
I would rather have sex than clean up.
I would rather do just about anything, than cleaning up!!!

Not these women --

Read this: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2148882,00.html


I NEED THIS ADDICTION!!!

I HATE HOUSEWORK!!

Clean freaks, freak me out. But lately I have been envious of their organisational skills. My apartment is clutter central and it is slowly driving me insane.

Compared to the women in this article, I spend approx 8 minutes a day cleaning up after myself and approx 20 minutes on my appearance. Am I less a woman?!!?!?

My best friend is completely the opposite.
Her closet has a shoe box for each pair, stacking chronologically with polaroids of each pair on the front.

I'm jealous because, the amount of time I spend looking for that other shoe, or that other earring is probably 20 mins per day!

UGH!

So begins phase 1 of my "De-clutter".
Which will hopefully also include:
1. Getting rid of shitty, low paying job
2. Getting rid of lazy ass, neglectful boyfriend.



YGF x

Bizarre

Judah and the Prostitute in Leggo.
Can you believe it?!?!?!

The whole bible acted out with Leggo.
Some people have WAY too much time on their hands!!!

http://www.thebricktestament.com/

Cheer for us!!!

Get behind the Aussies everyone!

We play Italy tonight - and we need ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET!!!!!

Go Australia!!

Exhaustion

You know you are tired when you accidently staple a reciept to your sleeve and not notice until you poke yourself in the eye with it, when trying to brush a hair off your face, 20 minutes later.

Cluck, cluck, cluck

This is me holding my brand new cousin. He is absolutely wonderful.
I didn't want to hand him back!



With his Mum...



And just after a feed. He was so full he couldn't keep his eyes open! So cute.



My family laughed when I said that I wanted one, one day.
"Tish, tosh!!" my grandmother said. "You don't have a maternal bone in your body!!"

The truth is I do. But I'm in no rush.

Babies, balloons and Bon Bons

Hi everyone!

It's Friday downunder, and that makes me happy!
My boss is out of the office all day, which makes me even happier! Although I have a lot to do, I can do it without him breathing down my neck and yelling at me. Which is brilliant.

I can also listen to my tunes as loud as I want and watch re-runs of Home Improvement on my TV.
On my way to work I picked up a copy of 'The Crow' Soundtrack in a bargain bin for 50c. I have always wanted it, and have just downlaoded to I-tunes and placed it on shuffle with The Doors and Hendrix today. I'm feeling a little nostalgic.

Today is a good day!

Anyhoo, tomorrow I am going to visit my cousin that just had a baby boy! I enjoyed shopping for the gift so much I may have just gotten clucky!!! But don't tell my 23 year old figure that. It doesn't want to hear it!

My blog crush decided to just stop blogging, so now I need to find a new one. Any one want a stalker?? Haha!

Here is a photo of my dog Bonnie.
She is an Australian cattle dog, so she is as tough as nails.
I got her for my 16th birthday... I love her to bits.
She lives with my Dad, and when I go to visit her, she gets so excited, she pees herself.



This shot I took of hot air balloons at about 7am. The photo doesn't do it justice. It was the most beautiful morning. I regularly see them around my area. It always puts a smile on my face.




And this is one of the buildings in Melbourne's skyline. I love the way the light reflects from the gold. The refelcted sunlight fills our office floor on most mornings and eventhough its 8am, it feels like 4pm.





Have a great weekend!

Hooray!

I hated getting up at 5am to watch it, but I'm glad I did.

We made it to the 2nd round!!!

Rules to being a Footballer's wife

Rule #1 - Don't eat. If it is completely necessary, it must be in liquid form. eg. champagne.

Rule #2 - Apply your fake tan before the game, at half time and just before any other photo opportunities. Or better yet, hire somebody to give you a quick spray every 5-10 minutes.

Rule #3 - Ensure your makeup is done to perfection, then cover your entire face with oversized designer sunglasses. Chanel or Gucci are fine.

Rule #4 - Get a boob job. Anything under a C cup, is simply unacceptable.

Rule #5 - Wear the minimum amount of clothes, the majority of the time.

Flashback

When I was young, I remember telling my Mum that I wanted to marry David Bowie.
The Labyrinth was my favourite movie back then.

When she asked me why, I responded with...

"Because he has a nice package"

What was I thinking!?!?!?!

Some things

I'm feeling a bit mental after my hectic past few weeks - A bit emotional and like I want to blurt a few things out!
Because... well... I can... it's my space right??

Some of these confessions are secrets and you are the first to know...

6 things you didn't know about everybody's favourite Girl Friday. (Varying in juicyness)

1. I have mild ornithophobia - phobia of birds. Any kind of bird. They scare the shit out of me.
I hate how they fly around above my head and I have been known to cause a scene on the street, darting for cover.

2. I have a thing for older men. Not Anna Nicole Smith old! But... well, you know, older than me. Some of you may know I am soon to be in my mid-twenties. I am generally attracted to guys in their 30's or early 40's. This has gotten me into a lot of trouble in the past and I'm sure will continue to do so in the future.

3. I have mild level addictions to chocolate, coffee, alcohol, television, sport, the internet and sex. But I could live without all of them if I had to.

4. I worry about other people much more than I should. And never put myself first.

5. In the past, I have been easily lead into dangerously the wrong direction.

6. I lost my virginity in an orgy.


Well, there you go. Judge away!
More, light-heartedness later...

YGF

Frizzy & Frazzled

Today is positively the worst bad hair day I have ever had!
My hair kinda looks like Kelly's. (My Mum's little lap dog)

My face kinda looks like that too. Frazzled, and generally pissed off.

I've had a tough week. Actually, the month of June is shaping up to be a total pain in the arse. But I will try not complain.

My exams are over for this semester. Which is great, but I'm so freakin exhausted I can hardly crack a smile.
Working full time and studying part time is hard work. Unfortunetly I don't find either task particularly rewarding, so I feel bogged down in a mess around this time of year.

Studying over this past long weekend was so difficult. It was a weekend full of sport and as you all know, I'm just crazy for sport, of all kinds.

We won our first match in the World Cup, which was absolute madness.


http://www.cnn.com/2006/SPORT/football/06/13/australia.reaction.ap/

Our next matches are televised at 2am and 5am... so I'm going to be even more sleep deprived.

AFL delivered quite a good round too, eventhough my team lost, like the losers they are...

Tonight I plan on crawling into bed very very early and watching the episodes of Arrested Development I have taped over the past week.

What's HOT what's NOT #6

Wolfmother - Kick ass!! Best Aussie band to surface for a good while now. Close your eyes and you would think it was Deep Purple.



Matthew back on the market - Alright, alright, alright.... Now, if only I could get to the states and meet him. He would fall in love with me for sure!



Where the truth lies - Pretty good flick. Could have been better, but brilliant performances from Colin Firth and Kevin Bacon.
Lots of naughty scenes.

NOT



Naughty scenes in "Where the Truth Lies" - Kevin Bacon in the nude. SO not hot. *gag*



Exam time - Need I say more? I lost my happy face days ago!



Casting Agent on The Omen666 - Whomever you are. You cast Julia Stiles in the lead. You need to be sacked.

Heaven