Frilly Knickers
It's fucking freezing.
By far the coldest winter of my life.
It seems to be dragging on. Everyone is in a depressive funk.
No motivation. No energy.
I wake up in the dark and get home from work in the dark.
It's a bore.
So to help cheer me up, I went on my yearly winter splurge on frilly/racey/lacey/completley slutty, dirty knickers.
Why you ask? Shouldn't you be buying thermals?
Well, yes. Really.
But you see, I buy the size IM SUPPOSED TO BE, to aid in motivation to lose my winter coat.
Which this year totals 3.5 kilos! (7ish pounds)
I have never put on this much weight over winter. At the moment, I don't really give a shit.
But when bikini season approaches. I will. A great deal.
So I'm hoping the slutty knickers that now make me look like a strung ham will aid in the "winter's nearly over, get your ass up off the coach, stop eating SO much comfort food and stop drinking copius amounts of red wine/scotch/bourbon/vodka/bacardi - fitness regime!"
Wish me luck!!
posted by Your Girl Friday @ 4:30 PM
6 Comments:
Good luck. A smart move on your part buying it NOW. And I think I have contributed in a small way with my last pic from Friday.
Isn't there some sort of cardinal rule about not buying clothes with the intention of losing weight?
If you need a tropical vacay, Miami is like a personal hell this time of year and there are plenty of beach bodies to make you feel better about yourself...
Good luck, Sweetie!
Always strikes me odd (though I know, I know) when I hear you talk about the exact opposite seasonal issues that we're having here. I'm sure it does the same for you on that end.
I still don't feel bad for you..
Why?
Because you live in AUSTRALIA!
how cool is that!!!
$2 - Yes, that image is haunting me.
Jules - Is there? Oh. It's worked for 3 winter coats so far! Miami sounds delightful right now.
Tim Tam - Yes, quite odd. In winter I'm always envious of you guys lapping up the sun. In summer I'm envious that you get to have a white Xmas! Although this past Christmas was a white one for us. Ah global warming....
Jen - Yep it's pretty sweet! You should come for a holiday!
Send me several before pix in the knickers.
And after ones.
Hmmm, and a whole slew of pix without knickers so I have a control group. (Best to be scientific about this, right?)
I'll let you know how it all turns out.
Sheesh, the things I'm willing to do for my friends...
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