Broke

Today for lunch I had Baked Beans in a coffee cup.

How pathetic is that...

Bring on pay day!

Brothers & Sisters

YGF: "Morning sis, you sleep well?"
Sis: "Fuck off"

My little sister is a ball of teenage angst.

YGF: "Wanna come and stay at my place over the weekend?"
Sis: "Why would I want to do that?"
YGF: "Well.... cos.... we could hang out in the city... and ya know... do stuff together"
Sis: "No thanks"

My sister hates me.

YGF: "Don't you think that guy from Lost is pretty hot!... Man, I want to have his babies"
Sis: "You are an idiot"

I wasn't trying to be...

YGF: "Wanna play cards??"
Sis: "You are SO old!"

Fuck. I can't win.
I wonder if this is just repressed hateful feelings to the physical and mental abuse I put her through growing up.
Maybe she is just a fucking teenager.

Whatever it is, I miss being the coolest person in her world.

At least my bro still loves me.

YGF: "Wanna play footy??"
Little Bro: "Yes!!!!!!"

YGF: "Do you like your dinner?"
Little Bro: "Yeah, you are a great cook"

YGF: "Wanna play playstation?"
Little Bro: "Yes!!!"
YGF: " Will you let me win???"
Little bro: "Of course"

My little bro is the sweetest kid in the world. On Sunday, I was sitting on the couch and complained that my feet were cold. WIthout a word, he disappears and comes back with a pair of his thickest socks and his blanket. He sleeps on the couch when I go and stay at Mum's so I can have his bed. He cooks me breakfast in bed in the mornings. My sister just sits there and scowls at us.

Go and see this...

You won't regret it. Do it now. Do it for the children...

Perhaps it is a good idea to watch "Shaun of the Dead" first. It may be even funnier. I can't decide.

The best thing about having a cold....

Is Cold & Flu tablets get me HIGH!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Ok, so I'm a cheap shout...

The Social Loner

I'm finding my current living situation absolutely excruciating.

There I said it...

As my title suggests, I feel as if I am a social loner. Someone who needs (and enjoys) their own company for a lot of the time, but also enjoys getting out there and socialising for the rest of their time.

Does that even make sense???

Anyhoo, J is quite the home body. He is CONSTANTLY there. ALL THE FUCKING TIME! It's driving me bonkers.
And when I'm home, he clings to me like a freaky puppy, that follows you around prodding you with it's paws until you want to throw it out the window.

Anytime I am there I feel so claustrophobic. Like I want to throw myself out the window.

I think (and hope) it is something that will pass, due to me not being used to the constant attention.
I think (and hope) that he will pick up his game and stop being so angry and negative.

Otherwise I will keep on resenting him for it and continue to like that other guy more.......

This is gold...

I DID have a post (Tag from Casual Slack) done for you, I published it, walked away. It vanished.
Sorry.

Anyway, click this: http://www.endofworld.net/

Hilarious!!

Ahhhhhhhh.... Internet!

The internet has been down at work for the last 5 days. And because we don't have wirelesss at home yet, I have been having SERIOUS internet withdrawls.

I have missed catching up on what you fuckers are doing.
Missed internet banking, checking my shares ect
Missed hotmail.
Missed internet. Period.

What did we ever do without it?!!?

I struggle to remember as I am WAY too young to even BELIEVE that people used to communicate through FAX.
Or landline TELEPHONE.
WAY too young!

Anyhoo, I'm up for a busy weekend, with an engagement party, 2 birthdays and a nightclub opening.
Ouch. I'm going to be hurting on Sunday.

I realised I haven't done a "What's HOT, what's NOT" in a while. And I am sure you are gagging for another edition. Haha.
Will do so soon.

And a tag from the famous CASUAL SLACK.

Right after I get another after work drink.