10 F's

The ever delightful Miss SLACK has given me the letter F to write 10 things about...
So here goes...

Flamingo - I have nver seen one in the flesh. They must be pretty cool.
Friday - My favourite week day...always seems so far away.
Fantods - A state of nervous irritability. My new favourite word. Instead of saying I have a case of the willies, I have a case of the FANTODS!!! Who makes this shit up?!
Fuck - A word I use entirely too often. But I'm working on it.
Farting - Is disgusting. The sound is funny.
Feta Cheese - Is soooo good.
Flannel Pyjamas - One of the best things about winter.
Food fights - Why?!?! I just don't get it!
Faith - As George Michael said: You gotta have some. Have faith in yourself.

Yay! I did it!
If you guys want to do one, ask me or CASUAL SLACK to assign you the letter.

It's finda fun!

Crushing on you....

Lately I have been thinkin a lot about crushes.

I wonder how innocent, dangerous or just plain ridiculous they really are...

I have certainly had my fair share of crushes.
Celebrity, online, people I have met, people I haven't, characters from movies/tv shows - you name it, I crush on it. For reasons like being ridulously good looking, being mysteriously bad, or in most cases being simply and completley unavailable to me.

When I was much much younger, all the girls from school wanted to marry Keanu Reeves.
Meanwhile, I had a secret crush on Batman.
Dark, brooding, mysterious, hot, dangerous and protective. What more could you want?!

During my teens the mysterious charm of the bad boy sterotype had me weak at the knees, whether it be Johnny Depp, the guy who lived across the street who drove a motorbike or that young drama teacher who wore a leather jacket and smelled like grease.

I still like them bad. Even though almost all of them have broken my heart.
I still enjoy the mystery.
And lately I have been crushing on a guy that I met through friends possibly 1 year ago.

He has done nothing to deserve this.
I don't think we have even had a proper conversation.
He just sits quietly at the end of the table, only speaking when he has something intelligent or funny to say.
Sits there looking hot. Just out of my reach. While I have the most inappropriate impure thoughts about him throwing me down and having his dirty bad way with me.
He remains a mystery. I simply can not have him. And it drives me crazy.

This crush of course, has not gone past those impure thoughts and a fluttering heart when I see him with my friend.

And then I go home to J, like my heart didn't skip a beat for someone else.

A crush. That's all it is. Innocent right?!? Or am I sinking low into a downward spiral to adultery?!

Hmm..

I have a confession...

Which may lose me a lot of buddies...

But...

I totally loved the Gilmore Girls!



And am so shitty they axed it.

There I said it... my guilty pleasure, out in the open.

I'm not sure why it appealed to me, probably the quick witted pop culture references. It made me laugh out loud at times.

I feel so dirty...

Ode to Hangover Cures

After rocking up to work feeling and looking like utter shit, due to yet another mid week binge to in the hope numb the pain that is the working week. (Thank god it's almost over) I have a few thank yous for a few life saviours...



Thirst quenching, hydrating liquid gold. Thank you Blue Powerade. I love you.



As the slogan goes: "Berocca gives you back your B B Bounce!" Thank you Berocca. You are a freaking miracle.



Grease! You made me late for work, but you were worth it! Thank you. I love you.



The old fashioned kick start. Where would I be without you???



Kill that horrid pain in my head, you gorgeous little things...

Top it off with a Red Bull mid afternoon and I will be sweet.

Thank you thank you!! All of you!!!

I'm busy!

Not that anyone noticed... but I am!

Thought I would touch base for a quick hit of what has been going on.

- I finally got sucked into My Space. What can I say, I felt left out! If you have not yet succumbed to the pressure and sold your soul to the My Space devil, I suggest DON'T DO IT!! It is extremely addictive... and people can find you. Long lost loves included, which can be highly embarassing.

- I started up a little business at home. I have been doing odd jobs here and there for people (mostly secretarial and event work) for ages. I thought, might as well see where it takes me. I WOULD love love love, (more than gravy) the ability to work from home full time. So we will see.....

- The above and yet another ginormous uni assignment makes me very busy. And dull and boring. But still darn cute and happy.

So there!