The Big Poo

Mark Philipousis.

Australian.

Tennis Player - who used to be border-line good, but sucks the majority of the time.

Womaniser.

Fuck-tard.

The scud, the poo, the big poo, whatever your nickname is for him - he is a fucking wanker.

It took me a long time to come to this conclusion and even longer to admit it.

Do you know why?

I used to be completley and utterly in love with him.
When I was 13, he was my future husband. I asked him to marry me once, I was in a crowd of thousands at the Australian Open. He must not have heard me. Cos I'm sure he would have said yes. Haha.

Strike 1 - He can't win a match to save his life. Aussies suck at tennis. He was a good hope. Then he was fucking hopeless.

Strike 2 - He fucked Paris Hilton and Tara Reid. I mean, geez dude. You could stick it to anyone and you choose to fuck the worlds biggest whores. I'm sure it was like throwing a sausage down a hallway. Good work.

Strike 3 - This "The Bachelor" style reality TV show, set in the US. How could you? You are a fucking idiot. Everyone thinks so. The ratings agree.

All I can say is, even those you lost the Wimbledon hopes of a nation, you have now lost the respect of a nation. Not that you had much.

I can safely say that next time you set foot in this country, someone will egg/fruit/bash the living fuck out of you.

Cheers.

Here's something...

... to keep you occupied whilst I'm pulling my hair out.

http://www.myspace.com/emmy_loo08

Add me, comment me, love me. I love the attention.

YGF x

quietville

It's been deathly quiet here for a few reasons...

1) I had 8000 words worth of assignments due all on the same day. Which made for funloving, happy YGF to turn into: clawing the walls, grumpy, hermit YGF. But it's over now. Phew.

2) My boss' wife just passed away. She worked with us too. In early March she was diagnosed with an aggressive brain tumor, which was inoperable but treatable.
The treatment did not work and she passed away this morning. She was only in her 50's. It's scary how quick it was.
Being his PA, I have had the most incredibly draining 3 months.

3) Due to this draining, sad and exhausting feeling I have been keeping to myself. I haven't checked my emails. I lost my cell phone last week and haven't even bothered to do anything about it.

But I'll be back soon.